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I have the body of an eighteen year old.
I keep it in the fridge.
- Spike Milligan

Related topics: Health

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
- Spike Milligan

I shook hands with a friendly Arab.
I still have my right arm to prove it.
- Spike Milligan

 

It was a perfect marriage.
She didn't want to and he couldn't.
- Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.
- Spike Milligan

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand.
Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
- Spike Milligan

Money can't buy friends
but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light,
but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait
until Thursday to be connected.
- Spike Milligan

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

I'm a hero with coward's legs.
- Spike Milligan

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare,
but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
- Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Spike Milligan

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing
until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
- Spike Milligan

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Spike Milligan

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No,
it's all in perfect working order.
- Spike Milligan

It's all in the mind, you know.
- Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you
a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- Spike Milligan

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious,
and manifests itself in the body.
- Irene Claremont de Castillejo

An insincere and evil friend is more
to be feared than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
- The Buddha

I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life
is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
- Albert Einstein

An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body
treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
- Peter Medawar

A house is not a home unless it
contains food and fire
for the mind as well as the body.
- Benjamin Franklin

When you become centered, suddenly there is great freedom
because you know you are not the mind and you are not the body.
- Osho

There is nothing that wastes the body like worry,
and one who has any faith in God
should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect,
but of all human contemplations,
the most abhorrent is body without mind.
- Thomas Jefferson

The main purpose of life is to live rightly, think rightly, act rightly.
The soul must languish when we give all our thought to the body.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The primal rhythmic power
and resonant sound of waves on the shore
are like the earth's heartbeat,
and become our connection with the body of nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life should not be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!"
- Hunter S. Thompson

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread,
places to play in and pray in,
where nature may heal and cheer
and give strength to the body and soul.
- John Muir

A small body of determined spirits
fired by an unquenchable faith
in their mission
can alter the course of history.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I don't think about it, I just have it.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.
- Marquis de Sade

I like the body.
I like to design everything to do with the body.
- Gianni Versace

The body is a sacred garment.
- Martha Graham

Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing,
peace is the measure.
- Phyllis McGinley

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down,
since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.
- Tina Louise

The tendency of old age to the body,
say the physiologists,
is to form bone.
It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old
man whose opinions are not ossified.
- Bob Wells

Your body hears everything your mind says.
- Naomi Judd

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.
- Carl Sagan

If a man achieves victory over this body,
who in the world can exercise power over him? He who
rules himself rules over the whole world.
- Vinoba Bhave

It's not about weight, it's about fitness,
and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat,
because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
- Deborah Bull

Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho

A worker in the rural reconstruction must have:
The body of an athlete
The attitude of a teacher
The mind of a scientist
The heart of a missionary
The spirit of a crusader.
- Jimmy Yen

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up,
with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.
- Heather Locklear

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -
who has no gills.
- Ambrose Bierce

From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in
them and that is eternity.
- Edvard Munch

It's a huge change for your body.
You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby,
because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.
- Cindy Crawford

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body,
the mind, and the heart.
And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise,
study, and love.
- Alan Bleasdale

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The manifest universe is the body of God ...
all people are incarnations of the One Spirit.
- Ernest Holmes

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is
as friendly to the mind as to the body.
- Joseph Addison

Food is your body's fuel.
Without fuel, your body wants to shut down.
- Ken Hill

The trouble with always trying to preserve the health
of the body is that it is so difficult to do without
destroying the health of the mind.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Never order food in excess of your body weight.
- Erma Bombeck

Think with your whole body.
- Taisen Deshimaru

Simply see that you are at the center of the universe,
and accept all things and beings
as parts of your infinite body.
When you perceive that an act done to another
is done to yourself,
you have understood the great truth.
- Lao Tzu

Take care of your body.
It's the only place you have to live.
- Jim Rohn

Every man casts a shadow;
not his body only, but his imperfectly mingled spirit.
This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will,
it falls opposite to the sun;
short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see it?
- Henry David Thoreau

I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
I will give my body to my love and celebrate
that we have substance beyond the idea of ourselves.
We can move. We can touch. This is my physical exclamation point.
This is how I can awaken my mind to the possibilities in the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul.
- David Wilkerson

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
- Khalil Gibran

True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body;
the two are ever united.
- Wilhelm von Humboldt

Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.
- Pythagoras


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