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It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
- The Buddha

Make a conscious choice to live
a serene and stress-free life.
Stress is always waiting just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every dog has his day.
- Proverb

 

Stress is always waiting
just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat,
and the dog was walking.
- Mickey Rivers

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face,
you should go home and examine your conscience.
- Woodrow Wilson

I poured spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.
- Steven Wright

In modern war...
you will die like a dog for no good reason.
- Ernest Hemingway

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

The dog is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I was a dog in a past life.
Really.
I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take.
Like, Hey, I know him.
- William H. Macy

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail,
then he has a weak-end.
- June Carter

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising,
and I smoke.
But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog.
That's all.
- Eva Green

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players.
If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.
- Whitey Herzog

The dog that trots about finds a bone.
- Golda Meir

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less
of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
- Thornton Wilder

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to
the North Pole by dog team.
There will be too much open water.
- Will Steger

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear
a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese
and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning
for a cup of coffee and a donut?
- Jack LaLanne

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog,
but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
- John Leeson

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you;
but if a cat does the same thing,
it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet -
so we bought a dog.
Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Rita Rudner

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog?
Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner

There's a saying.
If you want someone to love you forever,
buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
- Dick Dale

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.
- Dee Brown

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
- Austin O'Malley

A hungry dog hunts best.
A hungrier dog hunts even better.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple.
He was very skittish.
He wouldn't let me hold him.
It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.
- Casey Affleck

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the
tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end,
nor protects it from the bites of insects.
- Chanakya

I rescued a dog.
It was a beautiful.
- Melissa Joan Hart

We have to have wars now and then just to prove we're top dog.
- Reginald Berkeley

I have days when I just feel I look like a dog.
- Michelle Pfeiffer

Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog.
I'm serious.
He was just amazing.
The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.
- Elizabeth Pena

When a man's best friend is his dog,
that dog has a problem.
- Edward Abbey

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running
and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,
call 911.
- Erma Bombeck

The things that make me very angry are injustice and bullying.
If I see someone bullying a woman or child in the street,
or kicking a dog, I go completely mad.
- Susannah York

I've always been an animal lover.
I've grown up with dogs my whole life.
I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie',
I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the
kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.
- Will Estes

I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.
- Izabella Scorupco

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog,
while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

We kind of agree with Mao that political power comes
largely from the barrel of a gun.
And we get it that if you want a friend you should get a dog.
- Ron Bloom

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
- Catfish Hunter

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human
ever has to choose a relative.
- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog,
but only love can make it wag its tail.
- Kinky Friedman

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country.
We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.
- Melissa Rivers

Court TV.
I can't stop watching it.
I am absolutely obsessed!
If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my husband,
my friends or my dog, I am watching Court TV.
- Debra Messing

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
- Bobby Heenan

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection
shall have a little golden tail.
- Martin Luther

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice.
For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
- Wendy Leibman

A puppy plays with every pup he meets,
but an old dog has few associates.
- Josh Billings

I say 20 words in English.
I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog!
I say yes, no and I say money, money,
money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.
- Carmen Miranda

Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of.
Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation.
People just aren't that cruel.
- Jonathan Ross

I wanna survive an avalanche.
I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow,
almost dying of starvation.
- Tre Cool

I am definitely a dog person.
I feel like Webster and I are very much alike.
- Calista Flockhart

No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does.
- Christopher Morley

The dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting,
and take the place of the orrery.
- Kit Williams

Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living.
- Gustave Flaubert


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