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It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love,
drunk, or running for office.
- Shirley MacLaine

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He is a drunkard who takes more than
three glasses though he be not drunk.
- Epictetus

Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.
- George William Russell

 

I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water,
thought it wine and got glorious drunk.
- Will M. Cook

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
- Alben W. Barkley

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
- Mark McKinney

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

Yeah, she was hitting me hard.
She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.
- David Gest

I attended a very small junior high and specially in
the end that became a disaster.
The principal was pretty senile and a drunk,
so the children more or less runned the school.
- Jonathan Brandis

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless
with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl
who always falls out of clubs drunk.
I know which one I prefer.
- Jenny Frost

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle,
so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
- Raymond Chandler

Many people have played themselves to death.
Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death.
Nobody ever thought himself to death.
- Gilbert Highet

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious,
manly pleasures of being very drunk,
and very slovenly.
- William Wycherley

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
- Charles Scribner, Jr.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
to spend time with his fools.
- Ernest Hemingway

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy,
would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
- Charles Darwin

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because
I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
- Richard Burton

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from
a parked truck in Adelaide.
I was nice and drunk.
It was New Year's Eve.
And that was about 28 years ago.
- Ronald Biggs

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving,
and I call those people "the cops." But you know,
sometimes, you've just got no choice;
those kids gotta get to school!
- Dave Attell

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach -
murder,
rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.
- Eric Stoltz

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
- Charlie Chaplin

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied
him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
- Shmuel Y. Agnon

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
- Archie Moore

The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love.
You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily,
you see the person walking out of the light.
- Emily Watson

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk.
I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,
ever, ever.
- Tracey Emin

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than
getting press for being scandalous,
getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.
- Sophia Bush

It pays to get drunk with the best people.
- Joe E. Lewis

Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it,
sometimes I get out of tune onstage,
but that's something that shouldn't be dissected.
- Stephen Stills

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast.
So everyone's drunk all the time.
- Clea Duvall

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
- George Gobel

I have been brought up and trained to have
the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
- Winston Churchill

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
- Ozzy Osbourne

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year,
where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
- Kenny Hickey

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
- Joe E. Lewis

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way.
Bree hasn't seen the last of me.
I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!
- Alfre Woodard

I got drunk when I was five.
Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
- Fiona Apple

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk.
You have to hold onto them.
They bump into things.
They laugh and cry.
They urinate.
They vomit.
- Johnny Depp

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.
- Sally Kellerman

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin

What, when drunk, one sees in other women,
one sees in Garbo sober.
- Kenneth Tynan

When we started I wasn't the singer.
I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
- Robert Smith

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot
would ever think of saying except in a desperate case.
It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
- P. J. O'Rourke

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert,
but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the
police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.
- Jim Coleman

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

I loved Jack Ford.
I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant
and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk.
But I had a great time.
- Richard Widmark

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk,
in love, hungry, or running for office.
- Joe Moore

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.
And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
- Jim Carrey

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing,
her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and
get drunk with it and beat her afterwards.
It was his dollar.
- Lucy Stone

Not drunk is he who from the floor -
Can rise alone and still drink more;
But drunk is They,
who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
- Thomas Love Peacock

Yeah, that came out of a reading.
It was great.
It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out
the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.
- John Leguizamo

I used to like whiskey.
But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
- Claude Williams

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward.
The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
- Jose Bergamin

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk,
I bite.
- Bette Midler

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk,
and now we stand by each other.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts,
keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make
them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
- Aleister Crowley

It's not a crime to get drunk.
- Joe Bob Briggs

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
- Tracey Gold

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts,
more for support than illumination.
- Romano Prodi

Going to the opera, like getting drunk,
is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
- Hannah More

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.
- Michael Caine

It is amazing to me, as a professional geologist,
how many otherwise intelligent people have,
as some may say, 'drunk the Al Gore Kool-Aid' concerning global climate change.
- Earl F. Titcomb, Jr.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic.
No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
- Jim Bishop

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls
Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
- Davy Jones

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever
come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me
beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
- Sitting Bull

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.
- George Grosz

When the doors of opportunity swing open,
we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too
indifferent to walk through.
- Jesse Jackson

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk
kangaroo on roller skates.
- Joe Garagiola

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
- Damien Hirst


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