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It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself "God I'm in love."
- Willa Ford

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like.
- Lucinda Williams

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

 

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
- Dwight York

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner

My marriage is on the rocks again,
yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- Rodney Dangerfield

My boyfriend's idea of a lesson was to take me on a black diamond run in the middle of a hail storm and say, 'Go!' Ski patrol had to escort me to another lift to get me down the mountain. No, that wasn't humiliating, not at all.
- Claudia Black

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
- Isla Fisher

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'
- Julia Roberts

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
- Calvin Klein

Sex does not exist for me at all. I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time. There were only three or four in my life up until now anyway.
- Kim Wilde

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.
- Anna Nicole Smith

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West

I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like get up and go to school. Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Tina Yothers

I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend, so nobody came after me.
- Ziyi Zhang

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
- Lucy Liu

Sometimes my boyfriend would write the lyrics and I would write the melody, and other times I would start from scratch. Or sometimes I would take a local poem and put that to music.
- Carly Simon

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.
- Melissa Joan Hart

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
- Vanessa Hudgens

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
- Katharine Hepburn

I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now.
- Kylie Bax

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
- Christina Aguilera

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
- Alicia Silverstone

Otherwise, I spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's home in the country, in New Jersey.
- Eva Herzigova

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.
- Minnie Driver

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with.
- Christie Hefner

Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked to her boyfriend on the phone.
- William Joyce

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.
- Paulina Porizkova

Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have a thing going on, so we had a scene where they make out.
- George Eads

I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend.
- Shelley Duvall

The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense of humor. And my boyfriend comes and visits me on the road.
- Lisa Loeb

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.
- Cynthia Payne

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
- Phyllis Diller

Golf is my boyfriend right now.
- Karrie Webb

West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.
- Jeri Ryan

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school.
- Marguerite Moreau

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
- April Winchell

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend.
- Monica Keena

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.
- Patricia Velasquez

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
- Paris Hilton

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
- Anna Kournikova

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
- Margaret Cho

The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.
- David Schwimmer

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.
- Caprice Bourret

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
- Sarah Sutton

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.
- Taylor Swift

I have this home in New York, I have a long-term relationship with my boyfriend, who's from Australia, and I had this business that I had maintain. Even though I wasn't actively shooting, there's a lot of peripheral work.
- Claire Danes

It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.
- David Schwimmer

As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
- Dick Dale

I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you. If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess. I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri hatcher's boyfriend and here we are. I've been really fortunate.
- James Denton

You come on as a guest. You don't get the girl anymore. But that is our lives. You start off as the boyfriend, then you are the lover, then you are the husband, then you are the father, and then you are the grandfather.
- Albert Finney

You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.
- Caprice Bourret

I get a lot of mail from men who really identify with Stuart, you know, Sparrow's boyfriend. I love that. Even though I used to say I wanted men to read the strip even though there weren't any men in it, so they'd be forced to identify with the women.
- Alison Bechdel

I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.
- Alyson Hannigan

I love singing - singing is what I'm famous for doing. Now it's turned into things I am famous for doing - like having rows with my mum or about my boyfriend, so it does get irritating.
- Charlotte Church

Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's not whether you get knocked down;
it's whether you get back up.
- Vince Lombardi

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
- Oprah Winfrey

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated, totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
- Aimee Mann

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued,
is always just beyond your grasp,
but which, if you will sit down quietly,
may alight upon you.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew, and does not patter down like a hailstorm.
- Jean Paul

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

Hunker down.
- Anonymous

I think the cost of energy will come down when we make this transition to renewable energy.
- Al Gore

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves.
- Richard Rorty

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley


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