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I can always get better.
A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
- Dane Cook

I have no illusions at all about being a sex symbol. None of my former girlfriends ever thought of me that way, and I don't have any packs of women chasing me down the street like a Brad Pitt or someone like that.
- Tobey Maguire

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend,
it does become life and death.
- Ben Kingsley

 

One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean you got to realize, I've been on the run for more than 30 years, I have got to have had more than that!!
- Ronald Biggs

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriends - and he accepts it.
- Larry McMurtry

I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it.
- Bruce McCulloch

Men are different.
When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.
- Zhang Ziyi

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
- Jay London

I saw a guy being really abusive to his girlfriend. She was asking people to help, but no one would. When he grabbed her, I tried to separate them, but he turned on me. I punched him and knocked him down. It wasn't a scandal; I was just doing what anybody should.
- Timothy Hutton

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.
- Jonathan Bennett

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.
- Elliott Smith

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
- Jacqueline Bisset

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.
- James De La Vega

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
- Jack Nicholson

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- Mitch Hedberg

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
- Usher Raymond

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
- Phil Ochs

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.
- Grace Metalious

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
- Jay London

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
- Emo Philips

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
- Jack Nicholson

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.
- Luke Perry

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
- Phyllis Schlafly

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.
- Bernadette Peters

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
- Randal Kleiser

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
- Ian Mckellen

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
- Steven Wright

My Roman girlfriend translates bits from Italian into English. It is sublime.
- Francesca da Rimini

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
- Josh Duhamel

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
- Pink

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
- Billy Bush

I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between.
- Roma Downey

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
- Betty Dodson

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
- Dwight York

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.
- Matt Dillon

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.
- Jimmy Fallon

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
- Orlando Bloom

I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed.
- Shirley Manson

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
- Joe Rogan

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.
- Stevie Nicks

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
- Adam Sandler

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.
- Herbert Marcuse

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.
- Penelope Cruz

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.
- Vanessa Hudgens

It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever.
- Emmy Rossum

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.
- Mackenzie Astin

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.
- Boris Becker

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.
- Layne Staley

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.
- Scott Foley

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
- Orson Welles

My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama.
- Albert Finney

He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard the songs, he said that he knew someone in the record business by the name of Bob Shad.
- Phil Harris

On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character.
- Alicia Witt

Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the most media success, sold lots of records and played bigger shows, I had the least control of my own life.
- Matthew Sweet

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.
- Spalding Gray

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.
- Adam Sandler

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.
- Megan Fox

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.
- Jeff Garcia

I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult.
- Martin Gore

Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible.
- A. J. McLean

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
- Bruce Jay Friedman

When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'
- Rosario Dawson

That's a rule in the business. No tongue. You can't really get into it, otherwise, it's weird. I think that particular scene made his (Adam Brody) girlfriend jealous. There were issues.
- Rachel Bilson

You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.
- Caprice Bourret

As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
- Dick Dale

Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's not whether you get knocked down;
it's whether you get back up.
- Vince Lombardi

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
- Oprah Winfrey

A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
- Sam Walton

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
- William H. Macy

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
- Yasmine Bleeth

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

Remember that life is an ADVENTURE, and cheer Whee...
all the way down the slippery razor-blade of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Angry and happy don't mix.
Flush out the angry,
and the happy has a place to put down roots.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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