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My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a
better kisser than me and I have to admit,
he is pretty good.
- Dwight York

I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way.
Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend -
leading roles for women were few and far between.
- Roma Downey

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody,
like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team.
They don't have a choice.
- Jimmy Fallon

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
- Jay London

 

My Roman girlfriend translates bits from Italian into English.
It is sublime.
- Francesca da Rimini

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket,
she said it fit my personality.
- Jay London

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
- Jack Nicholson

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like
to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character
is before she becomes a plastic.
Very real.
- Jonathan Bennett

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women.
It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend.
I can't lie like that anymore.
- Matt Dillon

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow.
I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend.
I live in the realm of romantic possibility.
- Stevie Nicks

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend
to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
- Phyllis Schlafly

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.
- James De La Vega

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband.
If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
- Orson Welles

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path,
which is good because it prevents VD.
- Joe Rogan

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing,
pining away for his girlfriend.
- Randal Kleiser

It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do.
The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always
just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever.
- Emmy Rossum

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself.
I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend',
and now I am happy being single.
- Penelope Cruz

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search.
When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.
- Elliott Smith

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
- Josh Duhamel

Girls had never been important.
I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love,
because my first love was tennis.
- Boris Becker

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.
- Vanessa Hudgens

There's only two people in your life you should lie to...
the police and your girlfriend.
- Jack Nicholson

I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani
clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill.
I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed.
- Shirley Manson

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
- Phil Ochs

I like being scared every now and then,
I like the suspense and the thrills.
Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding
her hand while she jumps.
- Scott Foley

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed -
I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
- Ian Mckellen

We are constantly protecting the male ego,
and it's a disservice to men.
If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence,
he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
- Betty Dodson

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks.
I haven't been laid in a month.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I have a warrant for my arrest.
- Layne Staley

Steadman!
Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend,
I mean that's a good dude.
I want to talk to him.
- Billy Bush

I think the reason I don't read is because,
when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else.
You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
- Adam Sandler

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out.
Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
- Usher Raymond

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said,
'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,
'Hello!'
- Emo Philips

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used
to have running races in the park.
I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
- Orlando Bloom

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about
adults without talking about their sex drives is like
talking about a window without glass.
- Grace Metalious

My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river
and I was there for about two and a half months,
and we were just out of Alabama.
I hardly got to see Alabama.
- Albert Finney

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is
necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.
- Herbert Marcuse

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her.
I won't name her.
She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it.
So I'd rather just keep her out of it.
- Luke Perry

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend.
It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
- Jacqueline Bisset

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me,
"Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
- Steven Wright

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
- Pink

I don't have a girlfriend.
But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- Mitch Hedberg

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend,
it does become life and death.
- Ben Kingsley

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist,
but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in
Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.
- Mackenzie Astin

Getting plenty of sleep is always great.
It really is.
I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.
- Bernadette Peters

Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being
married or having a girlfriend,
they are okay with that.
Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships,
but it is possible.
- A. J. McLean

As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up,
so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about.
Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
- Dick Dale

On-screen relationships are the best because you don't
have to worry about saying the wrong things.
And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him,
it's even better.
It's just my character kissing his character.
- Alicia Witt

That's a rule in the business.
No tongue.
You can't really get into it, otherwise,
it's weird.
I think that particular scene made his (Adam Brody) girlfriend jealous.
There were issues.
- Rachel Bilson

I saw a guy being really abusive to his girlfriend.
She was asking people to help, but no one would.
When he grabbed her, I tried to separate them,
but he turned on me.
I punched him and knocked him down.
It wasn't a scandal; I was just doing what anybody should.
- Timothy Hutton

I studied German at school.
I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years,
so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult.
Singing was slightly more difficult.
- Martin Gore

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now.
I would shine.
I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend.
I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from.
I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.
- Spalding Gray

You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers...
it is very strange.
I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site,
and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.
- Caprice Bourret

He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing
some of the songs that we had written,
which we did.
After he heard the songs, he said that he knew someone
in the record business by the name of Bob Shad.
- Phil Harris

When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about
what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client.
And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like,
'That's a drug dealer.
Stay away from him.'
- Rosario Dawson

Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks,
around '92 and '96.
The reality is that the times I had the most media success,
sold lots of records and played bigger shows,
I had the least control of my own life.
- Matthew Sweet

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend
or wife with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world to justify
that sort of dishonorable behavior.
Unless she's really attractive.
- Bruce Jay Friedman

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship
with my girlfriend and with my family,
because you feel so much pressure to do well that night.
But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so
they give me my space at the show.
- Adam Sandler

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about
me that presents that sort of label,
but I don't know how many times I have to be out in
public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.
- Jeff Garcia

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that!
I don't have any friends who are actresses.
I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up.
Most of my friends were boys.
I was such a tomboy.
I enjoyed doing guy things.
- Megan Fox

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters -
I'm from an all female family.
My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!
- Shirley Manson

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys.
It's easier to trust men sometimes.
I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
- Paris Hilton

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends,
you can act under pressure.
- Joe Rogan

If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you.
When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood,
they all laughed.
And here I am!
- Helen Reddy

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends.
You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.
- Daley Thompson

I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records,
so it's like having two girlfriends.
But I can handle it.
- Snoop Dogg

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am
with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
- Jennifer Aniston

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years.
Because since the end of my marriage,
all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
- Hugh Hefner

I think it's quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I'm Warren Beatty:
until I met my present wife,
at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends.
- Colin Firth

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.
- Justin Timberlake

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody,
except two or three old girlfriends.
- Carrot Top

I can always get better.
A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
- Dane Cook


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