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Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)

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In order to make an apple pie from scratch,
you must first invent the universe.
- Carl Sagan

Vegetables are a must on a diet.
I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread,
and pumpkin pie.
- Jim Davis

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie,
why not say you want cake and pie?
- Lisa Loeb

 

We're quite volatile as individuals,
but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together.
Relationships are about eating humble pie.
- Guy Ritchie

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero;
he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
- Edgar Watson Howe

I say violence is necessary.
It is as American as cherry pie.
- H. Rap Brown

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie...
a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
- George Orwell

Let's not talk about Communism.
Communism was just and idea, just pie in the sky.
- Boris Yeltsin

Most economic fallacies derive from the tendency to
assume that there is a fixed pie,
that one party can gain only at the expense of another.
- Milton Friedman

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie,
unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
- Mike Royko

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie.
I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
- Jason Biggs

I've always loved movies about con men.
I think con men are as American as apple pie.
- Bill Paxton

Writing is like walking in a deserted street.
Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.
- John le Carre

I've heard every pie joke in the book.
I'm still waiting for an original one.
- Jason Biggs

In order for American Pie to have worked,
you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie,
the audience still likes.
- Jason Biggs

Don't get fancy.
Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this:
Take two or three apples.
Put them on a table.
Study them.
- Paul Prudhomme

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
- Lynn Redgrave

Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been
happy to just have an opportunity,
I just didn't think it was going to be with comedies.
Now I really like it.
- Sean William Scott

I'm a sweet eater.
I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.
- Claude Williams

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die.
- Joe Hill

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.
- Jeremy Bulloch

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie,
sparkling cider kind of guy.
- Scott Foley

As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream
of there being a pie cut up and shared.
Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there
is always one bad apple in every barrel.
- Rick Danko

Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay.
I don't know how many of the new shows will last,
but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.
- Jeff Probst

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
- Margaret Forster

American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel.
That's why that song has found the niche that it has.
- Don McLean

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have,
but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights
I spend alone with my dogs,
eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
- Shannen Doherty

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song
but it can also be seen as very hopeful.
- Don McLean

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.
- Neville Marriner

Mess is fairly good.
It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.
- Knute Nelson

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows,
there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them,
throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
- Drew Carey

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton,
and I met him at the American Pie premiere.
- Shane West

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.
- Wilmer Valderrama

I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene.
But I went for it and the results were wonderful.
- Jason Biggs

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
- Jonathan Swift

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy,
gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.
- Jason Biggs

The man for me is the cherry on the pie.
But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself.
Even if I don't have a cherry.
- Halle Berry

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here,
and tolerance is as American as apple pie.
- Jay Inslee

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
- Harry Reasoner

The future...
seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie,
long in the baking, never quite done.
- Edward Young

And what's interesting about him as a comic character
is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.
- Rowan Atkinson

Pessimism is as American as apple pie -
frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
- George Will

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf,
to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear,
coming up the street, pops its head into the shop.
'What!
no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
- Samuel Foote

I did, although I didn't read from page 1 to page 187 but I read chunks of it.
I did a little bit of science when I was in the university
so I was able to understand the graphs and pie charts and stuff like that.
It was extremely dry.
- Liam Neeson

I suggest to you that increasing the size of America's economic pie -
which can be achieved only if everybody has a seat at the table -
is the most important challenge facing our country today.
- William Weld

The truth is, in order to get things like universal
health care and a revamped education system,
then someone is going to have to give up a piece of
their pie so that someone else can have more.
- Michelle Obama

Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea.
It was too much apple pie and ice cream.
Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there,
I put all the time into it.
- Bruce Jenner

Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts.
So long as we are dirty, we are pure.
- Charles Dudley Warner

They teach anything in universities today.
You can major in mud pies.
- Orson Welles

Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60.
They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Pier Angeli was in the movie called Sea of Sand that
Guy Green directed where this idea came up.
- Richard Attenborough

Once life is finished it acquires a sense;
up to that point it has not got a sense;
its sense is suspended and therefore ambiguous.
- Pier P. Pasolini

And that's the mistake that was made with Steel Pier.
Roger was caught between a rock and hard place.
It would have cost a couple of million dollars more
to take it to Boston or someplace first.
So we opened about a month too early.
- Gregory Harrison

Death does determine life.
- Pier P. Pasolini

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks
that precede cannon shots.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Ask anyone committed to Marxist analysis how many angels on the head of a pin,
and you will be asked in return to never mind the angels,
tell me who controls the production of pins.
- Joan Didion

I've done over 125 posters and I have worked with some
of the best photographers in the world.They made me
America's Number one Pin Up.
- Cindy Margolis

I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships.
I probably was more like what we think of boys as being:
hard to pin down and wary of commitment.
- Candice Bergen

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
- Sid Waddell

I can cry at the drop of the pin.
But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing.
- Moira Kelly

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking
for someone to pin their dreams on.
That doesn't make it any less weird though.
- Orlando Bloom

Were it not for the Clash, punk would have been just a sneer,
a safety pin and a pair of bondage trousers.
- Billy Bragg

These things are hard to pin down.
We work on a script a bit, then work on a different one.
- Joel Coen

Homo sapiens, the only creature endowed with reason,
is also the only creature to pin its existence on things unreasonable.
- Henri Bergson

I like being a pin-up girl.
There's nothing wrong with it.
- Jayne Mansfield

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu

Nobody should pin their hopes on a miracle.
- Vladimir Putin

Each year thousands of embryos, no bigger than the head of a pin,
are created in the process of in vitro fertilization,
with the support of Congress, by the way.
- Lois Capps

When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
- Mitt Romney

I'm an actress, not a pin-up.
- Francesca Annis


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