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Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,
till death separate you.
- William Penn

Related topics: Friendship Relationship

A son is a son till he takes him a wife,
a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
- Irish Traditional

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father;
to his wife, but as a husband;
to his enemy, but upon terms:
whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires,
and not as it sorteth with the person.
- Francis Bacon

 

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:
the wife is in charge.
- Bill Cosby

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that
his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H. L. Mencken

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything...
like stray cats and squirrels.
- Eric Roberts

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me
want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but
tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
- Sacha Guitry

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him
is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
- Barry Goldwater

Caesar might have married Cleopatra,
but he had a wife at home.
There's always something.
- Will Cuppy

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when
two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife,
confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him.
Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
- Harold MacMillan

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it.
Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return.
Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
- Epictetus

I'm a fun father, but not a good father.
The hard decisions always went to my wife.
- John Lithgow

A man's home is his wife's castle.
- Alexander Chase

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...
or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
- Douglas Adams

A woman must combine the role of mother,
wife and politician.
- Emma Bonino

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
- James H. Boren

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope
that keeps up a wife's spirits.
- John Gay

Basically my wife was immature.
I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen

When a man opens a car door for his wife,
it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip

I don't think my wife likes me very much,
when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife;
she has thought much worse things about you.
- Jean Rostand

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work,
and I didn't stop until she got home.
- George Stephen

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home,
and broods a nest of sorrows.
- Jeremy Taylor

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
- Cyril Connolly

You shall not covet your neighbor's house;
you shall not covet your neighbor's wife,
nor his male servant, nor his female servant,
nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
- Exodus 20:17

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way.
And second, let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton

If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much
more romantic and nomadic existence.
- David McCallum

The man in our society is the breadwinner;
the woman has enough to do as the homemaker,
wife and mother.
- Dorothy Fields

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home,
and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
- Martin Luther

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife
an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress;
when I get tired of one,
I spend the night with the other.
- Anton Chekhov

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
- David Ogilvy

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I can't be a wife.
I'm not that sort of person.
Wives have to compromise all the time.
- Sarah Brightman

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale.
I think I have a major snoring problem.
- Rex Hunt

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices -
in his wife.
- Richard Armour

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband
quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.
- Clifford Odets

I feel the need to work with my wife,
Lena Olin, again.
- Lasse Hallstrom

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always
implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
- Bella Abzug

With us tonight is William Warfield,
who is with us tonight.
He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.
- Eugene Ormandy

I knew the term Stepford Wife, and I knew what that meant.
I never read the book, and I think before I started
filming I watched the movie.
I thought it was very dated.
- Glenn Close

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
- Thomas Fuller

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife.
I accomplished everything you can.
What more can you want?
- Max Schmeling

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.
- Samuel Richardson

I don't really make plans and I just want to be happy
and continue with my business and take care of my wife and kids.
I want to sit back, relax and enjoy life.
- Larry Holmes

Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before,
but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw
ghetto that he was very strong and private.
- Francesca Annis

Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son,
and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that respect.
- Gyorgy Legeti

My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work
because I'm interested in working from a stable base.
- Tom Sizemore

I met my wife by breaking two of my rules:
never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
- Corey Feldman

I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right,
I'm not leaving 'til it's done.
My wife, child and I slept in the studio.
We cut these raw.
- Dick Dale

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey
her husband has sent more women to the grave than to
the courts for a divorce.
- Lemuel K. Washburn

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their
marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
- H. L. Mencken

Not too many people can afford for the wife to stay home and raise the kids.
- Eric Braeden

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself;
and the wife smiles,
and lets it go at that.
- David Bailey

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge

I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live.
- Michael Davis

I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot.
He was such a nice man.
I really liked his wife Gala, too.
People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me.
- Jerry Hall

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty,
a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity,
and a wife in misfortune.
- Chanakya

I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world
at peace with every one in it and at peace with God.
- Alex Campbell

Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton,
who was running for Congress in 1984.
- Ed Gillespie

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
- Tony Curtis


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